Funny Things to Give on Halloween

Halloween shouldn't be all about thrills and chills. In fact, there's plenty of material to inject a bit of haunted humor into and lighten the mood. Don't believe us? Then take a look at these boo-tifully funny Halloween puns. There's no shortage of creatively batty jokes, all inspired by popularly Halloween motifs like witches, skeletons, and a whole host of other spooky creatures. Even the scaredy cats in your life will love being trick or treated to these spook-tacular puns.

And get this: Your Instagram-worthy photo of your costume will rake in the likes with one of these howl-worthy phrases. We're talking clever Halloween caption ideas that will make your witch-tastic group shot with your friends scream #SquadGhouls. Or you can also add a cute phrase to your DIY Halloween crafts for an extra fa-boo-lous touch.

Whether you bust them out at your Halloween party or while trick-or-treating with your family, these witty sayings are guaranteed to make every guy and ghoul laugh 'til they're coffin—witch is the whole point! 😉 Sure, you may get some moans and groans too, but there's no better time for that than Halloween! And for even more seasonal humor, sink your teeth into the best fall puns.

Halloween Puns

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"Trick or treat yo' self."
"Orange you excited for Halloween?"
"Give 'em pumpkin to talk about."
"Creep it real."
"Hello, gourd-geous."
"Eat, drink, and be scary."
"Life is gourd."
"Lift your spirits!"
"Mummy of the year."
"Happy Howl-oween."
"Too cute to spook."
"Howl you doin'?"
"Oh my gourd!"
"Trick or tequila."
"#SquashGoals"
"Come as you aren't."
"A scare is born."
"Hallow-queen."
"Frankly, I don't think I'm that scary."
"Don't be a jerk-o-lantern."
"Feeling gourd, like I should."
"Looking for a bunny costume because it's hoppy hour."
"You're the pick of the patch."
"The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head."

Witch Puns

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"What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!"
"Witch, please."
"Basic witch."
"If the broom fits, fly it."
"Resting witch face."
"Witchful thinking."
"Witch and famous."
"What's up my witches?"
"You say witch like it's a bad thing."
"Bow down, witches."
"Witch upon a star."
"Witch better have my candy."
"Keep calm and carry a wand."
"You've got me under your spell."
"Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway."

Skeleton Puns

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"Lazy bones."
"Bone to be wild."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Some people have no guts."
"Bugs and hisses."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Dying to have fun."
"Bone appetit!"
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Spine on the dotted line."
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?" "Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint."
"I'm bad to the bone."